Attention all Stupids!!
We are out to get you. This is the end of the line for each and every one of you who makes our lives miserable! We will find you and we will destroy you. Stop looking over your shoulder; you and I both know that you are one of them. (On the off-chance you are not a Stupid, just keep reading) Be fore-warned; we are invading your comfort zones and we will colonize you and make you semi-intelligent. We would prefer for you to vacate the earth, but it seems you have first dibs on the planet. No matter; we will try our damnest to release you from the bounds of Stupidity.
Who 'we' are is not important. What we will do to you is what you should be worried about. We are tired of you worming your way into our day to day lives and testing our sanity. Oh yes! let's not forget the most heinous of crimes: opening your mouths to spill your vile filth. We can't take it any more!
Our poker faces have waned, our patience is over, and frankly we are pissed off! That said, we are obligated, compelled even, to stem the production of more Stupids. No more will you try to infect us with your lame-brained ideas, ludicrous statements, far-fetched justifications, and other miscellenous oddities. You will be annihilated!!! In fact, this is a no-holds barred elimination of all current and potential Stupids.
Do you know any Stupids? People who drive you NUTS with their thoughtlessness and lack of common sense? Tell us about them and we will CRUSH them!
This message is in jest and we are only half-joking about eradicating The Stupids. Anyone who finds this offensive is probably a Stupid and doesn't know it. Otherwise, enjoy the read.
TheStupidPatrol: Over and OUT!
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