Public Service Announcement

The Stupid Patrol is issuing citations to the following people observed recently on Power Springs Road in Marietta GA:

1. The lady with the Black Mercedes who somehow managed to do a U-turn back into oncoming traffic.
2. The two Stupids who decided to cross the road in-front of an on-coming ambulance.
3. The two Stupid jay-walkers (maybe the same two idiots from number 2) who always sprint across 4 lanes of traffic.
4. The numerous “race-car’ drivers who cut across the shopping-mart in order to avoid the light at Sand Town RD intersection.
5. The light at Sand Town intersection.
6. The Stupids who programmed the light at Sand Town intersection.
7. All the Stupids sauntering willy-nilly across the Sand Town intersection.
8. All the Stupids who suddenly brake and swerve into McDonalds/ Martin’s/QT.
9. All the Super- Stupids who inexplicably negotiate the turn from the speeding lane into the slow lane and into McDonald’s/ Martins/QT.
10. The various Stupids who indicate left and then turn right into McDonalds/ Martin’s/QT.
11. All the tortoises who drive 20 miles below the speed limit because Cobb County PD is around the corner.
12. All the tortoises who drive 20 miles below the speed limit because they are drunk and they know Cobb County Jail is around the corner.
13. The plethora of Stupids who don’t pull in close enough to the intersections leaving no room for the people behind them to turn right thus causing a long line of flashing right-turn indicators.